Thursday, June 11, 2009

I have to say, the current weather is really appreciated. It makes it so much easier to be a pervert when the women wear less clothes. My walk to and from work has also become something akin to pleasant.

Rollerbeast, however, is not so much fun. I'm currently dying of hot whilst some inappropriatelty dressed auld minger practically sits on me. I wouldn't mind if it were some nubile young thing, but I don't think this one has even HEARD of nubilia.

The other problem with the hot weather is that the great unwashed smell even more...um..unwasheder... Than usual. The reek off the Connolly station ticket machine beggars is powerful enough to kill small children at range. Not that I consider the unpleasant demise of the little shits to be in any way a bad thing.

I'm a wonderful human being, I know.

I went to see terminator the other day. I have no idea why it got such poor reviews. You'd think none of the reviewers had even Seen t2 before. All I can say is that 45min action set pieces are epic. Anyone who expected a deep, meaniningful plot and cleverly scripted dialogue is a tosser and should gouge their own eyes out because they don't deserve to see any more movies. Anyway, it rocks. Go see it.

1 comment:

Psykobolik said...

Some people have stupid expectations. Are you comparing the odur of beggars to sniper rifles or just semi-auto pistols or somewhere in between. I'm looking for a range here.